IMAGE MACROS

This Thorny Hat

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on January 28, 2011

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Ow fuck, this thorny hat makes my head hurt

I Am So Blogging About This

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on March 6, 2010

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Oh, I am so blogging about this

Large Hadron Advent Collider (meltdown)

Posted in Inanimate Object Image Macros by ontological_shock on December 25, 2009

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See this post.

And merry fucking Christmas, you fags.

My Name Is Legion

Posted in Inanimate Object Image Macros by ontological_shock on December 14, 2009

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MY NAME IS LEGION for we are many

Large Hadron Advent Collider

Posted in Inanimate Object Image Macros by ontological_shock on December 4, 2009

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Large hadron advent collider
Merry Christmas! Enjoy the black hole!

Please Make It Stop

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on December 3, 2009

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Dear God, please make it stop

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Ha Ha Ha

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on July 27, 2009

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Ha ha ha, no

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Monotheism

Posted in Inanimate Object Image Macros by ontological_shock on July 20, 2009

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Do YOU suffer from inadequate gods?
Insufficient deities to cover all your domains?
Do YOU or your people regularly have to endure…
Crop failures? Barbarian attacks? Plague? Expansionist rivals?
Then your civilization could benefit from…
MONOTHEISM
One omnipotent god does the job of many!
Ask your high priest or shaman if monotheism is right for your civilization today!

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