I Stabbed Her And Watched Her Bleed To Death

I stabbed her and watched her bleed to death

Clarinet Boy (God version)

They told me I could be anything I wanted
So I became a god

Glad You Could Join Me

Glad you could join me, Mr Bond

Fear Not, Denizens

Fear not, denizens. We are from the internet.

Susie Was Sick Of Being A Bridesmaid

Susie was sick of being a bridesmaid again. It was time to get fucking hammered

Bitches Love Poems

I’m writing that bitch a poem. Bitches love poems

I’m Gonna Dick This Bitch So Hard

I’m gonna dick this bitch so hard in the tits her vag is gonna turn to shit

Fenga Papit

Fenga papit

Incoming!

Incoming!

I Find Your Lack Of Fries Disturbing

I find your lack of fries disturbing