OMG You’re Home!

OMG You’re home!
I’ve missed you!
I see you have returned…
Feed me now.

Is So Confused Now

OMG is so confused now

OMG It Spins!

OMG it spins!

Monotheism

Do YOU suffer from inadequate gods?
Insufficient deities to cover all your domains?
Do YOU or your people regularly have to endure…
Crop failures? Barbarian attacks? Plague? Expansionist rivals?
Then your civilization could benefit from…
MONOTHEISM
One omnipotent god does the job of many!
Ask your high priest or shaman if monotheism is right for your civilization today!

Oh My God

OH MY GOD It’s a shark

Leave Me Alone

OMG I am crying leave me alone

Rocking Chair

Oh my God. Oh my sweet, sweet tit-licking son of Mary and Joseph. Back the fun bus the fuck up. That cunt’s a rocking chair. Shit, man, I don’t know what to say…
I am going out of my fucking mind just looking at this. I want to set it on fire and inject the ashes into my godamn eyes.