IMAGE MACROS

OMG You’re Home!

Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on March 31, 2012

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OMG You’re home!
I’ve missed you!
I see you have returned…
Feed me now.

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Is So Confused Now

Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on February 12, 2010

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OMG is so confused now

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OMG It Spins!

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on December 23, 2009

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OMG it spins!

Monotheism

Posted in Inanimate Object Image Macros by ontological_shock on July 20, 2009

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Do YOU suffer from inadequate gods?
Insufficient deities to cover all your domains?
Do YOU or your people regularly have to endure…
Crop failures? Barbarian attacks? Plague? Expansionist rivals?
Then your civilization could benefit from…
MONOTHEISM
One omnipotent god does the job of many!
Ask your high priest or shaman if monotheism is right for your civilization today!

Oh My God

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on July 9, 2009

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OH MY GOD It’s a shark

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Leave Me Alone

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on July 6, 2009

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OMG I am crying leave me alone

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Rocking Chair

Posted in Inanimate Object Image Macros by ontological_shock on June 24, 2009

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Oh my God. Oh my sweet, sweet tit-licking son of Mary and Joseph. Back the fun bus the fuck up. That cunt’s a rocking chair. Shit, man, I don’t know what to say…
I am going out of my fucking mind just looking at this. I want to set it on fire and inject the ashes into my godamn eyes.

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