IMAGE MACROS

I Had To Use Scissors To Open My Package

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on April 6, 2012

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I had to use scissors to open my package. Why do they punish us so?

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So I Sent That Bitch An Ear

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on April 6, 2012

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So I sent that bitch an ear. Bitches love ears.

Jesus Quintana

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Jesus Quintana. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Women Don’t Belong On The Internet

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Women don’t belong on the internet. Back to the kitchen, bitch!

Grammar

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Grammar. So much more than the wife of gramper.

An Hero

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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An Hero. You should look into it.

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Meanwhile, In New Jersey

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Meanwhile, in New Jersey…

It’s Arthur Rimbaud, Bitch

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Who is this GQ motherfucker?
It’s Arthur Rimbaud, bitch
Fuck what you heard
He drinks absinthe and he doesn’t give a shit
Just back the fuck up and check out those mournful eyes, shiiit
He’ll steal your boyfriend with a fucking poem
Just a badass libertine getting shit done

Have A Nice Glass Of Derp

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Here, have a nice glass of derp

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Over 1.4 MB Of Porn

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on February 15, 2011

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I’ve got over 1.4MB of porn on this bad boy

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