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It’s Arthur Rimbaud, Bitch

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Who is this GQ motherfucker?
It’s Arthur Rimbaud, bitch
Fuck what you heard
He drinks absinthe and he doesn’t give a shit
Just back the fuck up and check out those mournful eyes, shiiit
He’ll steal your boyfriend with a fucking poem
Just a badass libertine getting shit done

Billyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on August 23, 2009

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Billyyyyyyyyyyyy nooooooooooooo

Readymade

Posted in Inanimate Object Image Macros by ontological_shock on July 3, 2009

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Oh. My. God. Is that Botticelli’s fucking Birth of Venus on a cock-sucking stick or is that a motherfucking readymade urinal?

Rocking Chair

Posted in Inanimate Object Image Macros by ontological_shock on June 24, 2009

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Oh my God. Oh my sweet, sweet tit-licking son of Mary and Joseph. Back the fun bus the fuck up. That cunt’s a rocking chair. Shit, man, I don’t know what to say…
I am going out of my fucking mind just looking at this. I want to set it on fire and inject the ashes into my godamn eyes.

Bismuth

Posted in Inanimate Object Image Macros by ontological_shock on June 19, 2009

bismuth

Holy shit it’s bismuth!
That’s right you cockbags
-this shit is so awesome it fucking hurts to look at
-fuck diamonds, fuck ploybenium, fuck carbon, they’re fucking posers
-this is serious bismuth bitches godamn
Jesus Christ look at this shit man, you better fucking believe it’s some bismuth

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