At First I Was Like… (Iraq)

Posted in Political Image Macros by ontological_shock on June 24, 2009

at first iraq war us military image macro

At first I was like…
But then I was all…

87 Responses

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. disgusted said, on May 24, 2010 at 3:33 am

    pretty proud of yourself with this one? I’m sure are.
    gtfo out of my country

  2. Horrified said, on May 26, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    You are a horrible, sick person. This is probably the most disrespectful, horrible thing I have seen on the Internet. And trust me, I have seen some sick stuff.

  3. You little faggot said, on July 13, 2010 at 5:30 am

    You fucking piece of trash

  4. BAHAHAHA said, on August 7, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    I Lol’d.

  5. mostlynewfagsaboveme said, on August 15, 2010 at 7:03 am

    lol’d so hard

  6. brian said, on August 22, 2010 at 1:29 am

    Those men under those flags died to protect your right to verbal diarrhea. There are countries where such anti-military speech would get you executed. No trial, just secret police showing up at your house, dragging you out in the street, and shooting you in the back of the head before billing your family for the bullet and the gas to get there. Think about that the next time you wear you Che’ tshirt.

    • diego said, on November 15, 2010 at 4:05 pm

      U MAD BRO?

    • Carl said, on December 11, 2010 at 10:11 am

      In what way did they protect anything american by invading an insignificant country on the other side of the world? They died for nothing and you know it. And why do you feel the need to compare America with totalitarian countries? Why is that even necessary, are you so insecure about your own government?

      • Whogivesafuck said, on January 2, 2011 at 10:55 pm

        But you forget, This be the internetz! Anyone can do almost anything they want here, Just because your daddy went to warr and dieed and you waz diiisss sadd, Doesnt mean they have to give a flying fuck.

    • asdasdsa said, on February 20, 2011 at 9:04 pm

      actually they died pointlessly because bush wanted some oil in iraq

      • Patriot said, on April 5, 2011 at 5:59 am

        I get so tired of all this “we went to Iraq because of oil”

        Anyone who says that is a fricken idiot. We went to war, got rid of a person who used weapons of mass destruction on his own people.

        I am a US citizen and my gas prices have not gone down at all. We did NOT gain any oil from Iraq whatsover.

        As a matter of fact my tax paying dollars are going to rebuild that fricken peice of crap sand box. US citizens are paying to rebuild Iraq when Iraq has plenty of oil to pay for its own rebuilding.

        And we are doing the same thing in Afghanistan.

        Just like we did in Japan, Japan started it, we ended it. then we dumped billions of dollars into rebuilding it.

        And we did the same thing in Germany.

        All you F’tards have no fricken idea. we have NEVER financially benefited from a war. we lose American lives, then American tax money goes to rebuilding those fricken places.

        if it were up to me, someone started crap with us, I would turn the fricken place into a glass parking lot and call it good. So all you fwads who think we did all this for oil, go F yourself and do some research. NO ONE in America benefited from any of this crap. Except to ensure the cancer of terrorist did not spread.

        Bunch of stiped ignorant people on the internet. people dont have a clue and they run their mouths about stuff they know nothing about, they base their BS information on inaccurate news reporting and propaganda from other countries who have an anti American agenda.

        get a clue people. If it were up to me I say pull all our troops out, bring em home and when anyone needs any help give them the finger, because thats all we get from everyone else.

        • Jonny Appleseed said, on April 7, 2011 at 5:44 pm

          Lol, this is where you fail hard. Saddam was never convicted of using weapons of mass destruction against his own people; it’d be pretty stupid after all – the clue’s in the name.

          I love your stereotypically ill-informed Pro-US rant; it’s heart warming to know that in the bogs and swamps of the deep south you, your brother Dad and Sister Mom.

          Quit trolling a random thread on the net…

          …unless them Duke boys ain’t got rid o’ that hootin’ hollerin’ gator yet.

          Peace out.

          • The Fucker said, on August 19, 2011 at 9:12 pm

            Uhm… Hate to break this to you bud, but we never actually found said “Weapons of Mass Destruction”. Bush was his daddy’s bitch. That was the reason we went to war. And don’t be a hater.

        • oil-fail said, on June 7, 2011 at 5:15 am

          moron, oil prices are not set by supply and demand, you dumbass. The fact that your gas prices didn’t go down has nothing to do with the supply acquired as a result of the war.

        • Thorne said, on April 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm

          And why would the US government lower their prices if they can strip you dry for the same amount, they just got themselves more of it. They got more influence by placing a new government there that listened to them. Do I need to remind you that Bush Sr. supported Saddam in the first place with weapons when it was convenient for the US? It’s all bloody relative mate, and the US was there for oil, simple as that… NO weapons of mass destruction were found..

    • geoff said, on October 24, 2011 at 5:07 am

      lol those guys were not fighting to protect anyone’s freedom, no soldier has done so since WW2, and even that was for the freedom of Europe.

      As an Iraq vet with CIB, I find this hilarious.

      • Bulldog7 said, on January 14, 2012 at 5:55 am

        Shove your CIB up your dickhole. My friends came back like that. I didnt LOL. Your deployment to the rear echelon doesnt count, pouge. Get a real MOS, go combat arms, and go out hunting badguys each and every night. Then tell me how this shit makes you LOL. Until then, keep making pancakes for the real war fighters.

    • U R stupid! said, on December 15, 2011 at 4:25 pm

      ur a fucking retard

  7. Ihateliberals said, on August 22, 2010 at 1:46 am

    what a low life. I hope you rot in hell and I hope all those who laughed at this rots in hell

    • chewiedies said, on January 5, 2011 at 11:57 pm

      so…party in hell? byobuttplug

      • geoff said, on October 24, 2011 at 5:07 am

        Me first!

  8. george said, on August 22, 2010 at 1:48 am

    Fuck you.

  9. HKH yea you know said, on August 22, 2010 at 1:49 am

    You cocksmoking little puke. Those great men that died for your freedom to speak freely and this is what your whoremouthed cumguzzleing mind comes up with. GTFO

    • Abydos said, on February 10, 2011 at 3:08 am

      Brb calling murderers “Great men”.

    • asdasdsa said, on February 20, 2011 at 9:25 pm

      you call them heroes for invading a country to kill toughsunds of people without a reason, dont give me that freedom of speech bullshit when noone was even invading your shit country when “9/11” happend and bush decided to blame the country that had the most oil.

      fucking bible loving delusional americans is everything thats wrong with this world

    • random guy said, on June 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm

      I bet if these were Iraqi’s you’d be laughing your ass off

  10. ARFcom said, on August 22, 2010 at 1:56 am

    Wow. thats down right sickening. go take some fucking desomorphine you tool.

    Eat shit and die.

  11. Dante said, on August 22, 2010 at 1:59 am

    I am sure you made your parents very upset with this… way to go.

  12. Dave_A said, on August 22, 2010 at 3:54 am

    I congratulate you, sir, on your freedom. May you continue to celebrate the blessings of liberty like a truly patriotic American. Thank you.

  13. ontological_shock said, on August 22, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

    • Whogivesafuck said, on January 2, 2011 at 10:56 pm

      I congragulate you, You have successfully angered multiple people, I find it fun, Eh?

      • Lollersauce said, on February 14, 2011 at 2:24 am

        I LOL’d, and therefore he succeeded. U MAD BRO?

  14. BAHAHAHA said, on September 1, 2010 at 6:39 am

    brian has sand in his vagina.

  15. epistemological_ennui said, on October 12, 2010 at 7:10 am

    <3 the comments! Funny how many retarded USAians believe they invaded Iraq to "defend our free speech." Talk about mission drift! ontological_shock wins again.

    • Whogivesafuck said, on January 2, 2011 at 10:57 pm

      Indeed he does, Indeed he does.

  16. Tetra said, on November 6, 2010 at 7:43 pm


    Glad to see I can still bring people happy feelings all the while being offline for like a year.

    Thanks for maintaining this little collection of gems, warms my heart.

    (might have to make a return to LJ…if only for trolling’s sake.

    • ontological_shock said, on November 6, 2010 at 9:30 pm

      Yeah, it’s been no fun without you. I hardly ever go there. Cat_macros got spotlighted and the squishy people are fucking legion.

  17. fuck you said, on November 15, 2010 at 9:13 am

    Fuck you.

  18. donG00f'd said, on November 16, 2010 at 7:05 am

    nothing like a good troll to make you lol

  19. In lol we trust said, on December 7, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    The louder they bitch the harder we lol

  20. malicephallus said, on January 14, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    successful troll

  21. Greedybob12345 said, on January 17, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    THE H3LL IS F#CKING WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!!??!

  22. ned said, on January 25, 2011 at 7:27 am

    where do you live fucker?

    • tetra said, on January 27, 2011 at 4:47 am

      At your mom’s house.

      • anony said, on February 4, 2011 at 6:01 am

        Dude, awesome. Just awesome.

        • ontological_shock said, on February 4, 2011 at 11:35 pm

          Tetrabinary is a master and demigod.

          • ned said, on February 9, 2011 at 8:31 pm

            i was talking to the one who uploaded this picture, or anyone who thinks its funny. but just like i thought you’re all a cowards.

            • ned said, on February 9, 2011 at 8:32 pm

              i realize the typo i made.

              • pigfucker said, on February 10, 2011 at 6:25 pm

                you don’t realize shit

            • Lollersauce said, on February 14, 2011 at 2:25 am

              I find it funny. And I find your post funny. TROLOLOLOL

            • Jimmy Tossa said, on July 16, 2011 at 3:46 am

              YO, i live in Hardley Farms, a neighborhood primarily black and run by a supplier of marijuana and novacane located in Gaithersburg, MD. U MAD BRO? come bomb us.

              • Ori said, on August 2, 2011 at 9:35 am

                Oh yeah, we’re scared now^^

    • Ori said, on August 2, 2011 at 8:43 am

      Oh yeah, like you’re going to do anything about this. Internet FAIL…

  23. Doug said, on February 10, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    At 1st I was like WTF !?!?!
    But then I saw the comments and I lol’d

    ontological_shock: As a Veteran of this current “war” I am not excited about this photo, but at the same time I am glad you can celebrate the freedom of speech you have to post this. Although this freedom isn’t provided by our current military kerfuffle, It was fought and die for many many years ago so that we could enjoy it today.

    Also the links posted in the comments were also awesome.

    Thanks for the lulz, and hey, If you are heading to hell, might as well fly 1st class. :)

    • xavier666 said, on February 20, 2011 at 4:58 pm

      “If you are heading to hell, might as well fly 1st class”
      This is
      LOL :)
      Awesome :)

      I will
      never come here
      bookmark this page :)
      Spread this page :)

      And lastly
      Fuck you
      Thank you :)

      Trolls and lols, select your options. They aren’t gonna differ much anyway
      The picture scenario generally happens to me in CS when I get cocky against noobs :P

  24. Jesse said, on February 11, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    Go fuck yourself.

  25. JackFrost said, on February 13, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    This is just plain rude. I agree with most of these people.

  26. Ilold said, on February 19, 2011 at 4:18 pm


  27. lulzy said, on March 11, 2011 at 1:45 am

    at first i was like…lol…but then…i LOLD

  28. dan said, on April 5, 2011 at 6:22 am

    pretty ironic that those brave men in the caskets gave all to give the person who captioned the photos the ability to do so.

    Theres a nice warm section of hell reserved for jack off’s like this…
    “do something you can be proud of not something your mother would be ashamed of “

  29. Wow said, on April 11, 2011 at 2:17 am

    That’s just not funny.

  30. Rvera said, on April 11, 2011 at 8:40 am

    Hm, say that to a Marines face.

    • Ori said, on August 2, 2011 at 8:42 am

      Um. You cant. They’re *dead*. :|

    • FA Soldier said, on November 29, 2011 at 2:16 am


      • FA Soldier said, on November 29, 2011 at 2:18 am

        your a pussy. its easy to type crap like that

  31. Calguns! said, on April 11, 2011 at 10:35 am

    Ok…some people on calguns are really pissed that you posted this. I think they are missing the point in getting pissed. I do believe Y0UR whole point was to Piss peple off.

    Not sure the reason but if that was your intention a lot of hate is flowing your way!

  32. YourHuckleberry said, on April 11, 2011 at 11:43 pm

    What’s pathetic is this asshole as well as all the other anti-military fuckwits here are the same little dweebs who never got any play in highschool or college and whose lives revolve around being an internet-only cool guy, video games, hot pockets, porn and paying mom and dad rent. They wouldn’t dare say any such thing in a real life situation, but since it’s the internet they are given a voice, albeit from the anonymous protection of your computer. You’re losers with no backbone or integrity and when the time comes that your pathetic existence is coming to an end you will look back on a meaningless life punctuated by a fantasy world, materialism, fast food and NOT getting laid by anyone other than your fat, ugly, pathetic gamer wife. You suck at life, go kill yourself.

    • Cash said, on June 20, 2011 at 6:00 pm

      I’d just like to point out that I lol’d my ass off at this pic and I’m a well off professional, a pretty successful judo champion and my girl friend is a lingerie model. Dead soldiers are just funny bro!

    • FA Soldier said, on November 28, 2011 at 8:15 pm

      well spoken Battle

  33. Sailor_Sega said, on May 2, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    LOL. This is the funniest “at first i was like” picture I’ve ever seen. You have my respect good sir.

  34. Teesa said, on August 2, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Im a sick bitch, so, I LOL’d

  35. your mom said, on November 27, 2011 at 3:31 am

    if you think this is offensive, maybe you should watch this:

  36. FA Soldier said, on November 28, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    Bring your bitch asses down to FB, Texas. Grow some balls and laugh in a Soldiers face. I know you must have all LOL’d pretty hard cause tough ppl being put down makes u feel all fuzzy inside…must have had your asses kicked a lot in high school. lol I get it. Its pretty easy to be a karate fag and have a whore for a wife lol but u wouldnt ever have the fuckin balls to pull a trigger or have rounds fired at you…little bitch asses would freeze up. Karate dont do a whole lot in combat fairy. Your upset cause your broke, weak, ugly, little dick ass will NEVER feel the honor a SOLDIER will feel or see the beautiful things a SOLDIER will see. Keep at it though computer geek. Good for you. Hope your fag ass can get up the courage to say that to a Service members face one day…lol you wont though. Your a pussy just like everyone who gave this a thumbs up. Im sure a Soldier either kicked your bitch ass or fucked your girl.. loma great revenge. Soldiers/Marines/airmen/Sailors etc. all look better than civilian men and their actually men. No no matter how long you go to the gym or do your karate lol your still weak. Feel smug posting this ONLINE so noone knows who u are though cool guy and while your here we will be over there…where ever it may be next to make sure the bad guys that u little boys see on the big bad T.V. dont make it to your back fucking yard and keep their distance from our beautiful country. Weak bitch.

    • CDXX said, on December 22, 2011 at 8:15 am


    • Scharmshlong said, on December 22, 2011 at 8:47 am

      Delusional macho fucks like this guy are exactly why I love this photo. It isn’t bashing on soldiers, it’s bashing on douchebags that serve in the military. You are not better than ANYONE because you served. As a fellow soldier, I implore you to pull your head out of your ass.

  37. raziello said, on May 18, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    10 10 1000 nassirya US military DEAD SCUM :)

  38. true heros said, on May 29, 2012 at 8:44 am

    ah, so you are that guy that soldiers like me make look like pussies in front of your girlfriend with your anti-war bullshit :D

  39. free wherever i go. said, on October 23, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    There is a lot truth to the picture though. FYI, an American hasn’t died in the name of freedom since 1945.

  40. Fuck You said, on November 12, 2012 at 5:44 am

    Go fuck yourself you fucking piece of trash!

  41. ralph said, on March 24, 2014 at 5:56 am

    To all the cuntbags who say we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan for oil and say that searching for weapons of mass destruction was pointless, I say fuck you. Yeah maybe we do get oil from the middle East like Kuwait and Saudi Arabia it does not come from iraq . plus what would you do if they did have weapons of mass destruction and we did not go. You’d slander the military and America for letting nukes or chemical weapons to be used against us , innocent civilians in those countries and our allies . better to know that they don’t have WMDs than not know and get nuked or gassed
    . So yeah this picture sickens me. If you don’t stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

  42. yourmamma said, on January 18, 2015 at 6:11 am

    Stand in front of my dick…..asswipe.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: