Monotheism

Do YOU suffer from inadequate gods?
Insufficient deities to cover all your domains?
Do YOU or your people regularly have to endure…
Crop failures? Barbarian attacks? Plague? Expansionist rivals?
Then your civilization could benefit from…
MONOTHEISM
One omnipotent god does the job of many!
Ask your high priest or shaman if monotheism is right for your civilization today!

Internets Vigilantes

Have YOU seen a video on You Tube that featured needless suffering of a defenceless animal? Then call…THE INTERNETS VIGILANTES

Secretaries

Former General Secretaries of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
are bored and horny and waiting for your call