Your Mother Is So Fat

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Ass, Get Down From There

Ass, get down from there. You are not a back you don’t even have a spine.

Damn

Damn

Fear Not, Denizens

Fear not, denizens. We are from the internet.

I Like To Cut Myself

Sometimes when I’m sad I like to cut myself…another slice of cheesecake

No Fat Chicks

NO FAT CHICKS It’s the law

The Harpoons

THE HARPOONS Man them

This is why you’re fat.

Go Be Fat Somewhere Else

Go be fat somewhere else

Gothopotamus

GOTHOPOTAMUS Be lucky it’s on a leash

Popsicles

Motherfuckin’ popsicles bitch