IMAGE MACROS

Then We Started Kissing Like This

Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 27, 2011

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Then [sic] we starting kissing like this

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Jesus Quintana

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Jesus Quintana. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Women Don’t Belong On The Internet

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Women don’t belong on the internet. Back to the kitchen, bitch!

Grammar

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Grammar. So much more than the wife of gramper.

An Hero

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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An Hero. You should look into it.

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Meanwhile, In New Jersey

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Meanwhile, in New Jersey…

It’s Arthur Rimbaud, Bitch

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Who is this GQ motherfucker?
It’s Arthur Rimbaud, bitch
Fuck what you heard
He drinks absinthe and he doesn’t give a shit
Just back the fuck up and check out those mournful eyes, shiiit
He’ll steal your boyfriend with a fucking poem
Just a badass libertine getting shit done

Have A Nice Glass Of Derp

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Here, have a nice glass of derp

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