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Meanwhile, In New Jersey

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Meanwhile, in New Jersey…

It’s Arthur Rimbaud, Bitch

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Who is this GQ motherfucker?
It’s Arthur Rimbaud, bitch
Fuck what you heard
He drinks absinthe and he doesn’t give a shit
Just back the fuck up and check out those mournful eyes, shiiit
He’ll steal your boyfriend with a fucking poem
Just a badass libertine getting shit done

Have A Nice Glass Of Derp

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on November 15, 2011

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Here, have a nice glass of derp

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Fucktard Lessons

Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on February 15, 2011

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Where did you take your fucktard lessons?
They did an awfully thorough job.

Over 1.4 MB Of Porn

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on February 15, 2011

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I’ve got over 1.4MB of porn on this bad boy

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Whatcha Thinkin Bout?

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on February 15, 2011

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Whatcha thinkin bout?

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You’re No Gentleman

Posted in Animal Image Macros by ontological_shock on February 11, 2011

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You’re no gentleman, return my top hat at once

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I Stabbed Her And Watched Her Bleed To Death

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on February 11, 2011

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I stabbed her and watched her bleed to death

Anon Delivers, Always

Posted in Cartoon Image Macros by ontological_shock on February 11, 2011

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Anon delivers, always

Clarinet Boy (God version)

Posted in People Image Macros by ontological_shock on January 30, 2011

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They told me I could be anything I wanted
So I became a god

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