Large Hadron Advent Collider

Large hadron advent collider
Merry Christmas! Enjoy the black hole!

Have You Seen This Particle?

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PARTICLE?
LAST SEEN MOMENTS AFTER THE BIG BANG
If you have any information on the existence of this particle please call CERN Laboratories in Geneva
Responds to “Higgs-Boson”

Je Suis Le President de L’Europe

Je suis le president de l’Europe. Votre argument est invalide

For The Lulz

For the lulz
Wave a book around while operating heavy machinery

R.I.P. Michael Jackson

R.I.P. Michael Jackson
Artist, musician & time-traveller

Monotheism

Do YOU suffer from inadequate gods?
Insufficient deities to cover all your domains?
Do YOU or your people regularly have to endure…
Crop failures? Barbarian attacks? Plague? Expansionist rivals?
Then your civilization could benefit from…
MONOTHEISM
One omnipotent god does the job of many!
Ask your high priest or shaman if monotheism is right for your civilization today!

Internets Vigilantes

Have YOU seen a video on You Tube that featured needless suffering of a defenceless animal? Then call…THE INTERNETS VIGILANTES

Secretaries

Former General Secretaries of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
are bored and horny and waiting for your call