Billyyyyyyyyyyyy

Billyyyyyyyyyyyy nooooooooooooo

Readymade

Oh. My. God. Is that Botticelli’s fucking Birth of Venus on a cock-sucking stick or is that a motherfucking readymade urinal?

Rocking Chair

Oh my God. Oh my sweet, sweet tit-licking son of Mary and Joseph. Back the fun bus the fuck up. That cunt’s a rocking chair. Shit, man, I don’t know what to say…
I am going out of my fucking mind just looking at this. I want to set it on fire and inject the ashes into my godamn eyes.

Bismuth

Holy shit it’s bismuth!
That’s right you cockbags
-this shit is so awesome it fucking hurts to look at
-fuck diamonds, fuck ploybenium, fuck carbon, they’re fucking posers
-this is serious bismuth bitches godamn
Jesus Christ look at this shit man, you better fucking believe it’s some bismuth