You’re No Gentleman

You’re no gentleman, return my top hat at once

This Is Me Giving A Fuck (Marquis)

This is me giving a fuck

Is This Fact, Or A Clever Ruse?

I say, old bean! I must express my astonishment of your claim! Is this fact, or a clever ruse?

Jolly Good!

Jolly good!

By Golly

By golly, you are going to experience an aggravated sexual assault

Dear England

Dear England,
We’re sending this loser back and keeping Hugh Laurie.
Sincerely,
The United States

Riff-Raff

I say, they seem to be letting all kinds of riff-raff onto the internet these days!