IMAGE MACROS

Bitch I Am Fabulous

ontological_shock — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 02:00:11 +0000

Bitch I am fabulous

Then We Started Kissing Like This

ontological_shock — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 03:39:20 +0000

Then [sic] we starting kissing like this

Jesus Quintana

ontological_shock — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 01:36:49 +0000

Jesus Quintana. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Women Don’t Belong On The Internet

ontological_shock — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 01:26:58 +0000

Women don’t belong on the internet. Back to the kitchen, bitch!

Grammar

ontological_shock — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 01:02:29 +0000

Grammar. So much more than the wife of gramper.

An Hero

ontological_shock — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:56:29 +0000

An Hero. You should look into it.

Meanwhile, In New Jersey

ontological_shock — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:50:47 +0000

Meanwhile, in New Jersey…

It’s Arthur Rimbaud, Bitch

ontological_shock — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:40:45 +0000

Who is this GQ motherfucker?
It’s Arthur Rimbaud, bitch
Fuck what you heard
He drinks absinthe and he doesn’t give a shit
Just back the fuck up and check out those mournful eyes, shiiit
He’ll steal your boyfriend with a fucking poem
Just a badass libertine getting shit done

Have A Nice Glass Of Derp

ontological_shock — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:27:26 +0000

Here, have a nice glass of derp

Fucktard Lessons

ontological_shock — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 18:49:55 +0000

Where did you take your fucktard lessons?
They did an awfully thorough job.