Je Suis Le President de L’Europe

Je suis le president de l’Europe. Votre argument est invalide

What’s That? You’re A Shark?

What’s that? You’re a shark? Suck your dick?

I Am Batshit Insane

Why yes, I am batshit insane. Why do you ask?

Shut The Fuck Up (Schwarzenegger)

Shut the fuck up

Biden Catches A Grasshopper

Biden catches a grasshopper. Says he shall hug it and pet it and love it and name it George

For The Lulz

For the lulz
Wave a book around while operating heavy machinery

Scissors Beat Paper

Scissors beat paper

I Kill You Last

Haha! You funny guy, I kill you last

Sarah Palin’s Autograph

SARAH PALIN’S AUTOGRAPH You’ll get it and you’ll like it you little shit

At First I Was Like… (Iraq)

At first I was like…
But then I was all…