Failure At Life

You can be a failure at life. But you’re not trying as hard as these people.

My Glasses

These aren’t my glasses

Golden Flounce Award

As God is my witness, I will never come to this forum again

THE GOLDEN FLOUNCE AWARD

This Is A Fire

THIS IS A FIRE Please die in it immediately

Failboat

Failboat takes a walk in the woods

I’m Doing Science

GTFO bitch I’m doing science

I Shopped The Sheriff

I SHOPPED THE SHERIFF But I did not shoop the deputy

Dear England

Dear England,
We’re sending this loser back and keeping Hugh Laurie.
Sincerely,
The United States

What Are You Doing Dog

What are you doing dog. It’s silly to stand in hamburgers. Don’t stand in hamburgers you are a dog.

Poodles

POODLES They will fucking END you